“Bah F’ing Humbug” Mask


Tell them how your really feel about the holiday season with this poinsettia print on aqua background… “Bah Fucking Humbug”

Pre-order for festive masks in “Bah Fucking Humbug” print. This print is NSFW.

PLEASE, DO NOT PURCHASE pre-orders and general masks in the same transaction, they’re on completely different time lines and it gets hairy to hold things.


This is a PREORDER!  We expect this fabric to arrive in late October– I’d expect these to be ready in November, before Thanksgiving. I know that’s a long turn around. but this fabric is too too good to pass up.

This is a premium fabric print and will be a limited run.

$1 of each premium mask is donated to our cause of the month.

  • A donation from the Pre-Order was made to Behind the Scenes, supporting entertainment technicians in need due to serious illness or injury.
  • November: We’ll be supporting two organizations:
    • The Marsha P. Johnson Institute — “The Marsha P. Johnson Institute (MPJI) protects and defends the human rights of BLACK transgender people. We do this by organizing, advocating, creating an intentional community to heal, developing transformative leadership, and promoting our collective power.”
    • Roro’s Foster Babies– Our sister has been fostering a lot of high needs kittens this fall, leaving them with a large veterinary bill for these fosters. Please spay and neuter your pets.
  • December: We will continue our support for the Marsha P. Johnson Institute.


Our cloth masks are made from two layers of high quality cotton fabrics. Our masks have a pocket where you can remove/replace the included flat nose wire, or add your own filter. We use materials and methods that are recommended by the CDC and many state health departments

  • We offer quantity discounts on our masks. Discount is automatically applied at checkout. You can mix and match fabrics and ties and sizes and still receive the discount.
  • Shipping is a flat $3, or, if you are a local you may also pick up your order if you wish–use code “local” at check out. Pickup is in Mt. Gretna, PA. We are un-able to offer delivery at this time.
  • As the CDC, many states, and municipalities have started requiring masks when out in public or visiting essential businesses, our order volume is very high. Our masks are made to order and our turn around time is currently about 2 weeks. Please keep this in mind as you place your order.
  • **SIZING NOTE** Please see the size chart in the images. We have updated our kids sizing. The “youth” size is a bit smaller than the original “big kids” size. If you are placing a re-order and want EXACTLY the same size as you previously received, please let us know. We are confident that the new size is a great fit for kids 7-12.

Shipping Timeframe:
As we are currently experiencing very high volumes of orders, it may take up to 2 weeks to make and ship your masks. We understand that people need masks quickly, and we are working to fill orders as quickly as possible in the order they are paid.

Disclaimer (abridged):

  • We do not make medical claims in regard to the use of our masks. Please consult your medical professional to learn more about medical masks and how you can obtain one. We do not take any responsibility if our masks are used for purposes they were not created for.
  • Masks should never be used on a child under 2 years old.

**Please read the full disclaimer for additional information.**

Additional information


Adult Extra Large, Adult Large, Adult Small


Cotton Ties, Ear Loops, Elastic Ties


This is a preorder, you will pay for this item now. This helps us pay for the fabric purchase. We'll mail your item(s) 10-14 days after we have the fabric we have in hand.

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